vrijdag 13 november 2009

Halloween?!!??!?!!?

First I felt insulted when some people were thinking my Superkecho-suite was my Halloween costume. But, hey, I can understand not everybody reads Dutch, so here is the translation of my last article:

Caught!

I understand you all have been waiting for a while for a new article from me, so I apologize it took so long this time. However, I will explain you why.

You know my family thinks I’m lazy. What they don’t know is, that in the moments when they’re not paying attention to me and think I’m sleeping in some corner, I’m actually very busy! I didn’t want to tell you this, but I got caught this week. In these apparent moments of rest, a lot of times I’m on the move as Superkecho saving other animals from accidents. I don’t want to brag, because that´s not a superhero’s habit, but this week for example I saved a kitten from a bus with high speed, a dog from eating poison, and a pigeon from sitting down on an electric cable where it surely would have been electrocuted. It’s just some examples, but you can understand that this work is a lot more thankful than killing mice. And I don’t have to do that anymore, because I’ve made an agreement with them. About a month ago a small mouse got caught in one of the tubes below the bakery. With a lot of effort and thanks to my superpowers I could save the little one from a slow but certain starvation, because there was no chance it could escape not even with help from his mice-family. The mice were so happy that with pleasure they accepted my offer: I will leave you in peace and even help you in the future in case of an emergency, if you don’t come to the bakery anymore. And now my family is surprised, because they haven’t seen a mouse anymore for so long, hahaha!

Of course I wanted to keep all of this a secret, like superheroes are supposed to do, but this week my mommy caught me. Now I think it’s better that I make this public before she does. I’ll even publish the picture she took of me. I was bewildered when she suddenly stood behind me with the camera. My face on the picture shows this and I still don’t understand how she was able to do it. Maybe, without anybody knowing, she’s a superhero too?

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